3 Students didn’t prepare for a test. They made a plan. They went to the Dean next morning n said "Sir, we had gone for a wedding n our car Tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way, so we couldn’t study." The Dean agrees n gives them 3 Days time….After 3 days all 3 were seated in Different Rooms". The paper consisted of just 1 Question - WHICH TYRE BURSTED? : 1) Front Right 2). Front Left 3). Back RIGHT 4). Back Left.

A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD!

Try it...... In the end you will feel like a HEN!! :P :P

LIKE if you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good clean teeth.

A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently ...
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don't u
have your own brother?" :P ;)

Shortest Poem in the world :P
"Baba Black sheep have u any wool? "
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Sheep: " No get LoST -.- "

How BOYs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car, Go 2 ATM Machine, Insert card, Enter PIN, Take money out, Take ATM Card out, Drive away!

How GIRLs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car
Check makeup
Turn off engine
Go 2 ATM
Hunt for ATM card in d purse
Insert card
Hit Cancel
Hunt in purse 4 chit with PIN written
Insert card
Enter PIN
Take cash
Go 2 car
Start car
Stop it
Check makeup
Run back 2 ATM
Take ATM card
Back 2 car
Check makeup
Start car
Drive for 1/2 km
Release handbrake
Drive on!
God Bless dem :D

LET'S DO THIS ..AND SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN c(:

1)Go to Google,and type 'Google Gravity'.

2) Click on the 1st result that appears i.e. Google Gravity
... ... ...
3) Wait 2 seconds. Something cool will happen!

4) Play with it for a while.

5) Then write any word in the Google search bar and press Enter.

6) Wait and see. Something even cooler will happen. Awesome!!

A Deaf Child says: "For all Of U I am Deaf..But For me all of u r Dumb"

..Life Differs In Each Perspective!! "Live It the Way U Want "

A simple logic to stop getting hurt is by believing that nothing is YOURS

In a day, when u don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are travelling in a wrong path.

FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!

1-hand in hand
2-that in hand
3-hand in that
4-that in that
now don't ask me what is "that"
does who understand comment
others go & watch cartoon ;)

one man can love million girls
but
a real man can love a single girl in million ways

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
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If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

is this a justice????

if a gal laughs loudly,people call she'z cheerful....
if a boy laufs loudly,ppl call he is manner less...

if a gal iz shopping,ppl say she iz trendy...
if a boy iz shopping ppl say he'z wasting money...

if a gal walks in a group,ppl call its a group...
if boy walks in a group,ppl call its a gang...

still evrybody say dis iz a male domination society...!!!

Boy Friend setting password
for his Laptop with girlfriend
sitting beside him...

He types "BRAIN" as
... ...password.
Girl Friend fell off her chair
Laughing
b'coz
Laptop replied :

"TOO SMALL" :D

Most women are not as young as they are painted.

A DAD is someone 'Who is the SON's HERO and DAUGHTER'S first LOVE'

‎"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
- Maya Angelou

‎"When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.Now that I love you I'm afraid to loose you."

Before Marriage ♥

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

♥ After marriage Read It backwrds!

Interviwer: Tell any idea to avoid train accidents 

Sardar: To put speed brakers on the track

arrow goes forward only after pulling in to backward
bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward

every human being will get happy
only after facing the difficulties in their life path

so do not afraid to face difficulties
they will push you forward.....

"""one must always remember to focus
on one's respective destination
and never let anything on the way to slow us down"""

Six glasses are in a row. The first three are full of juice; the second three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange empty and full glasses alternate?
Answer it..

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE...

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a

Dog : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!!

If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

comments plzz!!!!

Only 1 % girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become passwords on FaceBook.

I can describe evrything in words, except you....

The hardest moments aren't those
when tears flow from ur eyes,
its
when u have to hide tears
in ur eyes with a smile
...to remove tears from
somene else's eye..:(((:

When I Got The Key To Success Someone Changed The Lock:-P

There are lot of people in the world who call you by your name, But there's only one person who can make it sound so special. ♥ ♥ ♥

When you truly care for someone--->>their mistakes never change your feelings--->>Because it's the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares..!!

All girls have their beautiful profile pic Until
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Adobe photoshop 30 days trial gets over

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Love is Not Only Made For Those People Who Love Each Other.

But

It is Also Made Fr Those Friend Who Understand Each Other More Than Lovers..

NEVER believe in 3 people : Capricorn, Aries, Pisces. They are the most selfish and mean.
NEVER lose 3 people : Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius. They are the most sincere and true lovers.
NEVER leave 3 people : Virgo, Libra, Scorpio. They can keep secrets, friendship, and they can't see your tears.
NEVER reject 3 people : Leo, Gemini, Aquarius.They are true, honest friends. :)

What's your sign? COPY AND PASTE IT IN YOUR PROFILE.

Whats LOVE?

...Its LOVE wen a Baby girl puts all her Energy 2 give her Dad a Massage for his Headache.

...Its LOVE when a Wife makes Tea 4 her Husband & 1st takes a Sip 2 See if its ok.

...Its LOVE when a Mother gives her Son the best piece of cake and he passes it 2 his Younger Sister.

..Its LOVE wen a Friend holds Ur hand on a slippery Road after Rain....

..Its LOVE when your friend asks u to msg him daily after you reached home safely.

LOVE is Actually a Name of care..

A pretty girl 18 years old, having two fathers, three mothers, 15 brothers, 17 sisters, seven children and she was married six times and she is still a virgin!
What's her secret?
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With Facebook, anything is possible! :P

For Adults- (Kids Don't Read) :P

Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said: Give Me a Condom, I'm Going to My Gfs house for Dinner. Actually
Give Me 2 More. Her Sis is a Bomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ♥ :D

............During Dinner..
Girl's Father Came to Home.. Boy Lowers his Head Immediately & Start Praying..

Girl: I Never Knew You are So Religious :)

Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a CHEMIST! :o :@

*Thumbs Up* If You Like it :D

Ways to Impress a Girl.
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
obey her
Sacrifice 4 her
How To Impress a boy ?
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Just smile =)
Game Overrrrrrr...:P

‎" About A BOY "

Everyone might have read abt Mom's, Wife's and Girl's...

Its time to learn something abt Men...

Who is a boy / man then?

A boy/man is one of the most beautiful creations of God.

He starts compromising at very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his love for his wife and children by working late nights.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks and then repaying them for the life time. Thus he sacrifices full youth for his wife and children without any complain.

Believe me he struggles a lot but still has to hear the music (scolding) of Mother, wife and his boss. Yet every mother, wife and boss tries to have control over him.

Finally his life ends up by compromising for others happiness. He is that creature of God who no one can compete with.

Respect every boy/man in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

Just extend your hand when he needs it and you shall receive twice fold love from him.

Wife: why you have came so early to home
Husband: my boss had said to me go to hell.........

Girl1-I am in love.
G2-what??
G3-how does he luk?
G4-wat he do?
G5-hw tall?
G6-eye color?
G7-who r his frnds?
G8-HOw rich he is?
G9-Be CareFul he miGht b a bAD gUy..
G1-okk...
>SAME SITUATION<
Boy1-I m in luv
B2-mama party!
B3-mama party!
B4-mama party!
B5-mama party!
INNOCENT BOYS

In 1982, In Singapore, LOKPAL BILL was implemented and 142 Corrupt Ministers & Officers were arrested in one single day.. Today Singapore has only 1% poor people & no taxes are paid by the people to the government, 92% Literacy Rate, Better Medical Facilities, Cheaper Prices, 90% Money is white & Only 1% Unemployment exists.. Re Post this if you want to live in a corruption free country.....

Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world ??

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When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you .

Location : Examination Hall :D ;)

Understanding a GiRl is lyk downloading "1GB" file with "2Kbps" speed and when u have downloaded "95%" u will get an ErRoR !:-

Women have an amazingly mysterious communication ability. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double:)....

"Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them."

Shakespeare said," I cried when i had no shoes,but i stopd cryin when i saw a man witout legs. "LIFE s ful of blessings sometimes v dont understand it."

Cute Love;
1 day Sea asked River,
"How long will u keep entering into my salty heart.?"

River replied "Untill you become sweet..!!

Santa 2 Banta: I & my girlfrnd r getting married.
Banta: Oh great,but when is d marriage?
Santa:Iam marrying on on 13th Jan & my gf on 20t
:)

my hands never pain when typing message for you...!!
but...
my heart always pains..,,
when there is no reply from you...!!

I MISS U MY DEAR...!!

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Frndship Does'nt Need Powerful Eyes, Cute Voice & Lovely Personality.

It alwys needs A Beautiful Responsible Heart vth Affection 4evr...:-)

Fingers 10

Planets 9

Corners 8

Wonders 7

Senses 6

Oceans 5

Options 4

Seasons 3

Eyes 2

but A wonderful person only ONE!

Nuvvu kadu,adi Nenu.!

"Beautiful life is

just an imagination!

But Life is more

beautiful than

imagination!''

So Enjoy each &

evry moment of

U'r LIFE!

"Two places are the most valuable in the World,

The nice place is 2 be in some one's THOUGHTS & the Greatest place is 2 be in Some one's HEART".

Try dis.

Its fun.

Take Ur mobile,

Set Vibrate mode & put in Water.

Nw cal frm landline.

Ur mble vl start swiming.

Its a new game called

'Try & Cry',

"In Life,

it is not important to hold all the GOOD relations,

But it is more important how GOOD u behave with the relations which u HOLD"....!

sum times my mind ask y?

y?

y i care 4u?

y i remember u?

y i daily msg u?

y?

aftr al y?

Dn my heart ans

its coz

I

i hav msg offr:D

Valuable time & Lovable person are very precious in our life. Once we lost, they never come back again so dont make even a trial to loose them..

Gr8 thought on SELF RESPECT-

"Idnt care if people thnk i hav attitude or selfishness,

I was nt put on earth 2 plz evry1"

Im Born 2express,nt 2impress...

If u make a small mistake, it looks very big for ur loved ones.. So if any one is angry on u for ur little mistake think that they love u a lot...!

Seven PHASES OF

Boys life:

1 Studies

2 GAMES

3 Enjoy

4 Girls

5..6..7..

Wt r u Searching?

Girls enter ayyaaka inkekkadi Life,

Govinda Goovinda!..

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Gold vi kada..

Evaro Dobbesaru

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<))>

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ha ha.

When u get a better frnds than me,just go with them.i will not stop u,but when they leave u' alone just turn and see.i will be there for 'u' 4ever..

Teacher: Microsoft ni telugulo cheppara.?
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BALU: naa kaaki sunnita.
(my-crow-soft).
Teacher: nuvvu marav ra baliga.

'MOM' asked: "Who is beautiful,me or moon?
best answer given by CHILD:"I don't know bt whn I see U I 4get d moon&wen I see the moon I rember U..

Balayya went to cloth market

balayya:manchi cloth chupinchu.

Salesman:sir, plain lo chustara?

balayya: nee yabba!
Plane lo,rocket lo kadu ikkade chupinchu..

Philosophy of Girls:
Flirt wid Innocent boy,
Frndship wid Charming boy,
Luv with Educated boy,
&
Marriage with


'MEERU EDI ANTE ADE NANNA GARU';->

Fantastic lines by a boy:

i want to love someone whose heart has been broken, 

so that she knows xactly how it feels & would not break mine.

Top 5 sweetest sleep: 1.sleeping on mother's lap when v r tired.
2.sleeping on dad's shoulder when v r sad.
3.sleeping with loved one by holding his hands.

4.sleeping by holding our child on chest.

The best one is, 

5.sleeping with open eyes while the teacher is teaching.....

" Good Night Have a sweet sleep "

Pls Fil up

1.Song 4 me=

2.Gift 4 me=

3.Advic 4 me=

4.If U lyk me %=

5.Nick name 4 me=

6.Good abt me=

7.Bad abt me=

8.lines 4 me=

*reply* MUST . . . . .

3 FRIENDS going to their room at 100th floor of the building!

One day LIFT not working...! 

So they decided to tell a story for time pass!

They start to walk in steps!

1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!

2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor!

3rd person told one sentiment story!

that is

"I FORGOT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"

fSumtyms It's better to bunk a class and do masti wid frnds..
Bcoz..
Today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh.
But Memories do....

Teacher:"Naru posina vade neerupoyali"
ane saametha ku example cheppu...

Student:"chaduvu cheppina vade exam rayali.....

Keep smiling....

u may have3reasons for not smsng me:

1.no balance.

2.no free sms package.

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3.no guts to disturb a princess :-):-)

entha rich ppl ayna chippa pattukuni nilchunedi ekkado telusa?? ? ? ??

?? ? ?

panipuri bandi dagara ha ha ha.

O moon go slowly O beautiful birds dont make noise
O my heart beat silently because
my friend is going to sleep

"Affection is so strange"

Somtimes it bcom reason 2 Live life..

n somtimes it bcoms reason 2 leave life..

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸G٥٥d morning

h٨٧٤ д иآc٤ dд¥ •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸

Small love story :There was a a blind girl. She hated every one except her boy friend. She used to tell him that "if i had eyes then i would have married u". after some days someone donated eyes to that girl. She saw her boy friend. She was surprised because he was blind. The boy asked her "now u have eyes. Will u marry me?" the girl was calm for some time and said 'no' The boy walked away silently and told her softly.. 'take care of my eyes'.

Dont search 4 a vry gud or unique msg 2 send me.

I'll b happy with an empty msg of urs.

Bcoz, More than d msg, seeing ur name makes me happy.good mrng

For a nice friend 'nice morning'. For a sweet friend 'sweet morning' For a loving friend 'lovely morning' For a Good friend 'Good Morning'

A Man daily sent a Rose4 his wife.....

1Day he Died , his wife still receiving roses....

She askd florist , he said , man paid advnce 4whole life..........

Moral:- LOVE

LOVE 4 EVR...

Gud mrng .

Oka super joke.....

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My Lyf Truth:

If some1 would ask me who i want to be with??

I would simply say, "some1 who will never leave me just bcoz of somebody else"

again ur msg tone wil ring & Ul look at ur cute phone. Expectin a msg from som1 specl bt so sad its juz dis old stupid frnd again..!

good morning

R u waiting 4 my mes? Shooo Chweeet Don't worry, How can i forget u? Here comes my msg to wish u "GOOD MORNING".,

Xtreme Sardarism

Sardar 1:If u tel me wat is in my bag,I'l giv u sum of d eggs frm my bag.If u tel hw many r dr,I'l giv al d 8

Sardar 2:Gv me sum clue!! :-

neku oka story chepali..

Anaganaga purva kaalam lo oka Raju vundevaadu...

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Ayithe aa Raju ippudu ledu..paduko..gud nyt

"Affection is nt measurd ven both take care f each other; it is mesurd ven one ignors nd da other stil continues 2care"....

What is Recession ?

When Katrina Kaif is desperate to sleep with you for only Rs 200/- & Deepika Padukone for Rs 100/-

And.

You have just Rs.50! ;-)

Define "GUTS"..?

Its wen yr Gf catches u in theatre with another girl and u say

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"LOVE U DARLING, NEXT SHOW IS WITH YOU..!!;-)

smiles tears fights arguments n blamings r d other 4 everything done al these r diffrent shades of life n they make me want 2 let u know that i luv u 4 ever n hold pride in caling u my sweet heart

Define WILLPOWER.

Looking into eyes of girl for a longer time

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When she is not wearing anything...

2 things which will always be helpful in life.

"Don't take any decision when you are Angry"

"Don't make any promise when you are Happy".

A nice question:

Why do we have so many Temples, if God is evrywhere?

A very nice answer:

Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it".

Luv is lik a pant..... But frndship is lik chaddi.

Kyunki agar pant phat bhi jaye to chaddi ijjat bacha leti hai.

There r 100 diamonds in dis world. Rest 99 diamonds r busy now.

And 1 is reading this msg!

Send this to every1 u know..

Including me..If u like me..

I

LOVE

YOU

Send this msg to

10 GIRLS today & WIN

a free TRIP 2

nearest

POLICE STATION

in luxury JEEP.

Bed,

Food,

&

Body masaaz Free

SO HURRY UP.

Fix ur target

find d best route

go fast

Dont allow othrs in ur path

chase those b4 u!

If u do al dis

u wil

becom

d best

AUTO DRIVER

in d city........

What's the height of mistake :

a guy takes a blade n writes his girlfrnd's name on his hand

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makes a spelling mistake...@

A True saying:

When i was studying in schooL my Teachers were wearing sun glasses

u know why?

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BCöZ i was a "BRIGHT STUDENT"

Japanese Proverb:If one Can do it, U too Can do it,If none Can do it,U must do it.

Student version:If one Can do it,let him do it.If none Can do it,Leave it...

Aeroplane asked to train...,

why r u running on a line...,

"train replied".....

maa mummy neelaga gaali ki tiragoddanindi".

"The worlds happiest friends never have the "same" characters...,

They just have the best understanding of their differences:-)

Accident case _ Doctor : arre.. Ganta mundu theesukochunte bathike vadu Patient FRND: Nee abba..Araganta mundu accident aithe, ganta mundu ela thestaru:-)

Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,

Creamy & Whitish inside..

Guess What is it..?

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???

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Ans: COCKROACH !

Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

What is Tension?

A Beautiful girl asks Lift from you. On the way she falls ill and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says 'Congrats. You are going to become a father.'

THATS IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say- 'But that baby is not mine.'

Girl says- 'he is only the father of my baby.'

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and medical checkup is done.

Report comes, which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you then went to home,

there u see 3 of your kids,

who r they!!!!

Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep.

GOOD NIGHT, sweet dreams.

Cute sayin:"if sum 1 waits 4 u it doesn't mean dat They have nothing else 2 Do.,it Just mean dat Nothing else is more Important than U...!!

Symptoms f love

1.U will listen slow songs

2.U gt stoped wer u c der nam

3.U wnt gt angry wen ur frnz tease u

4.U walk slowly on road

5.U vl lyk rainy seasn

7.U vl smle widout ny reasn

8.U vl b so hapy dat sky is d limit

9.U vl lyk 2 c nature

10.U vl nt notic dat 6th pt is misin;)

Modern ramayan,

Once Ram, laxman & sita were travelling in a mercedes benz.

Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty,

Ram & laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol pump.

Then cruel Ravan came & kidnaped sita in a helicopter,

Then hanuman came on a pulsar 250cc, jumped & hit the helicopter. It broke into 3 halves.

Then Ravan askd Hanuman how is it possible

Then Hanuman Said "ye balayya cinemalu chudatledeti ".

keep smiling.

True Stry:

There was a guy who was tired of reading his gf's msg which always containd

I love u, I miss u or Have u taken ur meal?

1 nyt while laying on bed he received a msg 4rm her but he didn't bother 2 read it, instead he went 2 sleep. Next day he got a call 4rm his gf's mom dat: "Her daughter was killed last nyt.."

He then read da msg. It read: "Honey pls come here nd help, some1's following me."Care 4 Da 1 who Luvs U a lot"

Failure is not when ur girlfrnd leaves u, Its only when u leave her as a virgin.

-Swamy Nityananda

Great people, Great thoughts!

Life is like a race between Cat & a Rat.

Rat mostly wins bcoz Cat is running 4 food & Rat for its life.

Remember purpose is more important than need.

Love is like a vehicle... Boy & girl are 2 tyers of the vehicle... If 1 tyer punctures, the vehicle will not move... So, brilliant people keep "stepney"..

Challenge!

No one can do this.

If any one do this, i wil recharge their num with 222/-.

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u jst recharge my num Vth 500/-

pain of misng frnds is realised wen U r alone watchin a grp of girls.. standing front of U & U hav no one wit U 2 say

MAMA green naku pink neeku. . .

"Kantri" gadini "ramudu" ga marchagalavaa?

Narayana Students : that's impossible.

Gayatri students: chala kastam!!

Chaitanya students: enno chusam tokkalodi idi cheyalema?

kantri=kam+tri

=come+three

= ra+3

=ra+mudu

=RAMUDU

dimma tirigi mind block iyndi kadu that is talent.

CHAITANYA STUDENTS ROKS..

V dnt read answrs v create dem...

When god pushes u to d edge of difficulty, trust him fully...Coz only 2 things can happen,Either he'l catch u wen u fall,or he wil teach u how 2 fly...:-)

Dad bought a robot which slaps when we tell lies

DAD : y r u so late?

SON : extra class

Robo slapped son

SON : movie velanu

DAD : which one?

SON : Bal ganesh

Robt again slapped

SON : chikatilo chinadi

DAD : i have never seen such films

Robo slapped father

Mom said criusly

enthina me koduke kada anni me alavatle

Robo slapped mother...:-P

dad sh0cks....:-O

r0bo r0cks....B-)

."A"lways "B"e "c"ool. "D"ont " have E"go with "F"riends. "G"ive up "H"urting "I"ncidences. "J"ust "K"eep "L"iking "M"e. "N"ever "O"mit "P"ossesiveness. "Q"uite "R"emember me. "S"eldom "T"rust. "U"se "V"alid "W"ords. "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal.. This is the A-Z rules of friendship...

Girl: oka andamaina kavitha cheppu

Boy:niñu chudagane nannu nene marchipoya.!

Girl:tarvata.?

Boy:ñee chelli ñi chudagane ninñu marichipoya.!:-o

Deepest feeling of true frndship: "I Hav No Words 2 Explain abt My frnd, Bcoz I've Got an Amazing frnd Who Can Understand Even My silence..

Heights of veg jokes:

Madam asks paandu.. Cow has 4 n i have 2 wats tht?

Paandu: Legs!

Madam: you have something inside your pant but i dont have wats tht?

Paandu: money!

Madam:gents stand n do,dogs lift a leg n do wats tht?

Pandu:Shake hand!

Moral for the day:)

Dont b a gaandu think like paandu..:-)

In Ghajini,if hero surya was kiled insted of heroin kalpana,the movie will cross ovr 500cr

Why?

Thn kalpana wil hav 2 write evrythin on her body.;)

Balayyas's interwiew:

Boss:Me birth place enti?

Balayya:Tiruvananthapuram

Boss:Tel me d spelling?

Balayya:Indhaka joke chesa,nenu Goa lo puttanu...;-)

In a School function: A lkg boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,

Others asked him why r u closing ur ears,

He replied:

Mama,

adi na LOVER ra,

My Dear BROTHERs and SISTERs ani start chestundi :-

When we pray, we don't see God.But we know he is listening.

When I sms u,i don't see u.But i know u'll think of me with a cute smile.

**After love failure*

Girls: Hey vadu fraud,rowdy, pokirii, idiot, rascal, waste fellow and so on so.

But Boys: "na pranam mama adi"

I kno ur very wel in english..so fil da blanks wth yes r no n repla me fast..

___ a buty

___ a pig

___ a donkey

___ a monkey :-)

A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:

"Dear maths, please grow up soon & try to solve your own problems. Don't depend on others"

Girlfriend is like Internet VIRUS.

She will ENTER ur Life,

SCAN ur pocket,

TRANSFER ur money,

EDIT ur mind,

DOWNLOAD her problems,

DELETE ur smile & HANG ur life...

So avoid ur girlfrnd.

&

Send her number 2 me

I am a Professional ANTIVIRUS!

Teacher: kodi Gurinchi Rendu Sentences cheppu..
Student: "Kusthe alaram ,kosthe palaram..

I vsh tht u visualse sweet multi sequntial form idosyncrsy ocurng benvolntly meritorius piece of cerebrl brain. Shortly Gudnyt...swt drmz

Funny, but true:

Whn parents care us, we call it as restriction..

But,

whn boyfrnd or girlfrnd restrict us we call it as caring.

Silly world;-)!

Girl :I had sex with 4 boys and u had with 8 girls,but everybody calls me a prostitute and call u a real man..

please explain..

BOY :When a lock is opened by many keys,

it becomes BAD lock

BUT when ONE key opens MANY LOCKS,

it becomes MASTER KEY!

Mosam

Mosam

Antaa mosam

"Lux"add lo

"ollu"chupistaru.

"Close up"add lo

"pallu"chupistaru

Kani

"Whisper"add lo

emi chupincharu.

Antaa mosam

:)

You r a PIG. Hey Hey don't misunderstand. PIG means.

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P-Perfect

I-Intelligent

G-Guy

Now u r smiling? U Naughty PIG..

Friends r very bad because,

1.They occupy our heart.

2.They dont pay rent.

3.They dont vacate easily.

4.When they leave,they break the heart.

Girl :Come on try

Boy :Yes, I'm trying

Girl :Give your full force & press it

BOY :I'm trying darling.But i cant

Girl :Ok, Take off ur pant,shirt. I'm taking my salwar n top. Come on press now

Boy :No, i cant

Girl :Try litle more, u can do it...aah pattindi

oh god finally we closed this SUITCASE !

Tv9-lo

NTv-lo

Tv5-lo

HmTv-lo

EMAIL-lo

POST-lo

NEWSPAPER-lo

cheppalani anukunna kani finance problem.

So SMS lo cheptunna

Gud mrng,..

Waiter:Ur Bill

NTR:Take my card.

Waiter:But, sir this is a ration card.

NTR:bayata enduku rasaru bey "All cards are accepted" ani

Waiter:meeru BALAIAH family na?

NTR:ya...! Nuv ela kanipetav?

Waiter:Aa jaffa kuda ilagay vachi post card ichadu..

Nenante

Andariki

Prema.?

Bhayam,

Bhakthi,

Gowravam,

Maryadha,

y.....?

Nenu

"SMS"

Pampiste

Thala Vanchukuni Chaduvutharu.

Accham Neelage!

What could be the sweetest scene u cud ever witness on the earth..?

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it is.. watching ur LOVED ONE sleeping & murmuring Ur name...

Once sardar was on hot seat of KBC

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and computer needed life line to choose the question..:D

Once balakrishna was on hot seat of KBC

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and computer needed life line to choose the question..:D

Top answers of faculty if they don't know the answers:

1) I think d question is wrong.

2) I'l tel u 2mrw.

3) Dont ask foolish qustns.

4) U'l study dis in d next class.

& d most famous 1 is:

5) Nice questn,raise ur hands who knw d answr 4 dis?? (If no one raises)...Then it is an assignment..!!:-)

College-BOMMRILLU

Admission-EVARINA EPUDINA

Study-KONCHAM ISTAM KONCHAM KASTAM

Class-APPUDAPPUDU

Exams-ANUKOKUNDA OKA ROJU

Paper-APARICHITHDU

Qutions-GHARSHANA

Copy-OKARIKI OKARU

Slip-APADHBANDHAVUDU

Results-SANDHADE SANDHADI

Pass-ULLASANGA UTHSAHANGA

Fail-GUNDE JALLUMANDHI

Supplamentry-NUVVASTHANANTE NENODHANTANA

Next year-KOTTHA BANGARU LOKAM

totally

College life-SNEHAM KOSAM.,

Best Msg 4Ever:-

Do u know why love is blind?

Love is blind because...

"ur mom started to love u before seeing ur face"...

Hey, Neeku oka katha chepthanu vintu.. paduko..!

Oka roju,

oka"Raju"

Adaviki, Vetaki velladu.

Kaani return raaleka poyadu.

Adavilo food,

bed levu

kabatti paduko lekapoyadu.

nekem rogam thinnavuga pandi laga ika paduko... kathalu kavalanta kathalu,...paduko. gudn8

Tel wich Fruits suits me:-

Orange=Proud

Grapes=Naughty

Strwbery=Sweet

Papaya=Simple

Guava=Frank

Banana=Atractiv

Watermelon=Smart

Mango=Childish..

First love mostly gets failed to everyone.. And also teaches how to love.. But the fact is after that we won't love anyone.. That is real LOVE..

SMALL LOVE STORY:

"HE PROPOSED

SHE SMILED

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NO TEETH!!!!!!!!

HE DIED"

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Dear Customer,

Your sleeping service has been activated.

Now enjoy unlimited sweet dreams browsing on ur bed.

Dreams to Dreams FREE. Validity: 8hrs Good night.,

I L O V E Y O U select one letter i wil tell u ur marrage style. reply me! it is realy funny

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I-With ur friend

L-first honey moon next marriage

O-run and marrage

V-love come arrange

E-marriage wit relative

Y-register

O-arranged

U-love marriage.

If "your name" was a word in d dictionary ... Wat wud be its meaning??:- .??reply must....

B honest....

How do FRIENDS help in problems?????

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They give the most stupid suggestion that wil make us laugh & forget the problem..!!

Frns Rockzz..

కష్టమొచ్చినప్పుడు కన్నీటి కంటె ముందు నేనున్నాను అని గుర్తుంచుకో.......

మనుష్యులు విడిపోవచ్చు, మనసులు ఓడిపోవచ్చు,

మమతలు మాసిపోవచ్చు, కాని

మారనిది స్నేహమొక్కటే,

నిజమే ఇప్పటికీ ఏం మరలేదు,

నువ్వు గుర్తువచ్చినప్పుడు

చిరుగాలికన్నా చల్లని నీ చిరునవ్వు నన్ను పలకరించి పోతుంది. స్నేహమంటే ఇదేనేమో.

All the heroes are inspired by ravi teja's movie mirapakay

Uday kiran: ullipay

sumanth:sorakay

Allu arjun: arati kay

Charan: chikkudu kay

Mahesh babu: mamidikay

Siddardha: shanakkay

Gopi chand: gummadi kay

Venkatesh: vankay

Kalyan ram: kakara kay

PAWAN: Potlakay

BALAYYA:

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"RAITHU BAJAR"... Keep smiling..

Fact:

"A lovable person is a medicine for any kind of pain,But

There is no medicine available in d world for pain given by lovable person!

Pass this on and see hw many colors you get?

Red:Blue:Purple: Pink: Orange: Green:

Yellow: Black: Violet: Brown:

Nw plz give color(s) 2 me!

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answer

Red: u r danger 2 me.

Blue:u put a smile on my face.

Purple: i lyk wen we tease each other

Pink: u r so beautiful n cute

Orange: i think i lyk ur frndshp.

Green: i really wanna go out wid u.

Yellow: i want u back

Black: am jealous of you.

Violet: its fun being vid u.

Brown:i don't lyk you..

Excellent Love Failure Quote :-

"I dont fear to leave u..,

but my fear

is that

if I leave u

who will love u

as much as

I loved. ."

Hold the hand of the friend u trust, kiss the lips of the one you love..

If you're lucky, the hand and lips wil belong to the same person..!!

2 Places r Most Valuable In D World..

D Sweetest Place Is 2 Be In Someone's Thoughts........... And,

D Safest Place Is 2 Be In Someone's Heart..!!

I asked God to keep u happy..

God said - ok, only for 4 days

I said ok, summer, winter, rainy & spring days.

God said - No, only for 3 days

I said ok, Yesterday,2day n 2morrow.

God said no-only 2 days.i said k,day n nit.

Again god said no only 1day.i said k evryday.

God laughd n said k. :)

Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin:

Life laughs at U when U are unhappy.

Life smiles at U when U are happy

But

Life salutes U when U make others HAPPY.

What is LOVE?

Love is wen my Mom comes 2 me at night & say- love you kanna

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Love is wen i cum back from work & Dad says-

yera, Late ayyettaite call cheyachu ga?

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Love is wen your brother say-

Akka, Ne pelli tarvata natho evaru godava padataru?

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Love is wen my Best Friends call me & say-

idiot..! Nuv lekapote bore ga undi ra.

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love is when

our life partner says that i cant live without u

That's Love!

DON'T MISS IT IN LIFE..:-):-))

Hey gud news, dis year 2011 all exams have bn canceld b'coz of telengana problem,2 confirm c the website

WWW.rathri puta pagati kalalu.Com

:)

Prove that "2/10=2" :

PAK student :

Wrong question,

USA student :

No Way,

JAPAN student :

It's strange,

how is it possible?

INDIAN student :

Two/ Ten =

wo / en

T and T cancel,

w= 23rd letter,

o= 15th letter,

e= 5th letter

n= 14th letter

So,

=23+15/5+14

=38/19

=2

Dedicate 2 all

INDIAN STUDENTS.

Ship Captain:

What Shall we Do? Water Level Has Risen Above The Danger Mark.

Sardar:

Raise The Danger Mark Above the Water Level

Ship Captain:

What Shall we Do? Water Level Has Risen Above The Danger Mark.

Balaiah:

Raise The Danger Mark Above the Water Level

Jr.ntr: Nuvvu raccha babai..!!!

$weet Quote:
''No one in the world is born for you, but you can make someone to live for you"
Live the life such a way that others love to live for you.