Fantastic lines by a boy:

i want to love someone whose heart has been broken, 

so that she knows xactly how it feels & would not break mine.

Top 5 sweetest sleep: 1.sleeping on mother's lap when v r tired.
2.sleeping on dad's shoulder when v r sad.
3.sleeping with loved one by holding his hands.

4.sleeping by holding our child on chest.

The best one is, 

5.sleeping with open eyes while the teacher is teaching.....

" Good Night Have a sweet sleep "

Pls Fil up

1.Song 4 me=

2.Gift 4 me=

3.Advic 4 me=

4.If U lyk me %=

5.Nick name 4 me=

6.Good abt me=

7.Bad abt me=

8.lines 4 me=

*reply* MUST . . . . .

3 FRIENDS going to their room at 100th floor of the building!

One day LIFT not working...! 

So they decided to tell a story for time pass!

They start to walk in steps!

1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!

2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor!

3rd person told one sentiment story!

that is

"I FORGOT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"

fSumtyms It's better to bunk a class and do masti wid frnds..
Bcoz..
Today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh.
But Memories do....

Teacher:"Naru posina vade neerupoyali"
ane saametha ku example cheppu...

Student:"chaduvu cheppina vade exam rayali.....

Keep smiling....

u may have3reasons for not smsng me:

1.no balance.

2.no free sms package.

r

3.no guts to disturb a princess :-):-)

entha rich ppl ayna chippa pattukuni nilchunedi ekkado telusa?? ? ? ??

?? ? ?

panipuri bandi dagara ha ha ha.

O moon go slowly O beautiful birds dont make noise
O my heart beat silently because
my friend is going to sleep

"Affection is so strange"

Somtimes it bcom reason 2 Live life..

n somtimes it bcoms reason 2 leave life..

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸G٥٥d morning

h٨٧٤ д иآc٤ dд¥ •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸

Small love story :There was a a blind girl. She hated every one except her boy friend. She used to tell him that "if i had eyes then i would have married u". after some days someone donated eyes to that girl. She saw her boy friend. She was surprised because he was blind. The boy asked her "now u have eyes. Will u marry me?" the girl was calm for some time and said 'no' The boy walked away silently and told her softly.. 'take care of my eyes'.

Dont search 4 a vry gud or unique msg 2 send me.

I'll b happy with an empty msg of urs.

Bcoz, More than d msg, seeing ur name makes me happy.good mrng

For a nice friend 'nice morning'. For a sweet friend 'sweet morning' For a loving friend 'lovely morning' For a Good friend 'Good Morning'

A Man daily sent a Rose4 his wife.....

1Day he Died , his wife still receiving roses....

She askd florist , he said , man paid advnce 4whole life..........

Moral:- LOVE

LOVE 4 EVR...

Gud mrng .

Oka super joke.....

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unte pampu..

My Lyf Truth:

If some1 would ask me who i want to be with??

I would simply say, "some1 who will never leave me just bcoz of somebody else"

again ur msg tone wil ring & Ul look at ur cute phone. Expectin a msg from som1 specl bt so sad its juz dis old stupid frnd again..!

good morning

R u waiting 4 my mes? Shooo Chweeet Don't worry, How can i forget u? Here comes my msg to wish u "GOOD MORNING".,

Xtreme Sardarism

Sardar 1:If u tel me wat is in my bag,I'l giv u sum of d eggs frm my bag.If u tel hw many r dr,I'l giv al d 8

Sardar 2:Gv me sum clue!! :-

neku oka story chepali..

Anaganaga purva kaalam lo oka Raju vundevaadu...

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Ayithe aa Raju ippudu ledu..paduko..gud nyt

"Affection is nt measurd ven both take care f each other; it is mesurd ven one ignors nd da other stil continues 2care"....

What is Recession ?

When Katrina Kaif is desperate to sleep with you for only Rs 200/- & Deepika Padukone for Rs 100/-

And.

You have just Rs.50! ;-)

Define "GUTS"..?

Its wen yr Gf catches u in theatre with another girl and u say

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"LOVE U DARLING, NEXT SHOW IS WITH YOU..!!;-)

smiles tears fights arguments n blamings r d other 4 everything done al these r diffrent shades of life n they make me want 2 let u know that i luv u 4 ever n hold pride in caling u my sweet heart

Define WILLPOWER.

Looking into eyes of girl for a longer time

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When she is not wearing anything...

2 things which will always be helpful in life.

"Don't take any decision when you are Angry"

"Don't make any promise when you are Happy".

A nice question:

Why do we have so many Temples, if God is evrywhere?

A very nice answer:

Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it".

Luv is lik a pant..... But frndship is lik chaddi.

Kyunki agar pant phat bhi jaye to chaddi ijjat bacha leti hai.

There r 100 diamonds in dis world. Rest 99 diamonds r busy now.

And 1 is reading this msg!

Send this to every1 u know..

Including me..If u like me..

I

LOVE

YOU

Send this msg to

10 GIRLS today & WIN

a free TRIP 2

nearest

POLICE STATION

in luxury JEEP.

Bed,

Food,

&

Body masaaz Free

SO HURRY UP.

Fix ur target

find d best route

go fast

Dont allow othrs in ur path

chase those b4 u!

If u do al dis

u wil

becom

d best

AUTO DRIVER

in d city........

What's the height of mistake :

a guy takes a blade n writes his girlfrnd's name on his hand

&

&

&

makes a spelling mistake...@

A True saying:

When i was studying in schooL my Teachers were wearing sun glasses

u know why?

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BCöZ i was a "BRIGHT STUDENT"

Japanese Proverb:If one Can do it, U too Can do it,If none Can do it,U must do it.

Student version:If one Can do it,let him do it.If none Can do it,Leave it...

Aeroplane asked to train...,

why r u running on a line...,

"train replied".....

maa mummy neelaga gaali ki tiragoddanindi".

"The worlds happiest friends never have the "same" characters...,

They just have the best understanding of their differences:-)

Accident case _ Doctor : arre.. Ganta mundu theesukochunte bathike vadu Patient FRND: Nee abba..Araganta mundu accident aithe, ganta mundu ela thestaru:-)

Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,

Creamy & Whitish inside..

Guess What is it..?

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???

????

Ans: COCKROACH !

Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

What is Tension?

A Beautiful girl asks Lift from you. On the way she falls ill and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says 'Congrats. You are going to become a father.'

THATS IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say- 'But that baby is not mine.'

Girl says- 'he is only the father of my baby.'

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and medical checkup is done.

Report comes, which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you then went to home,

there u see 3 of your kids,

who r they!!!!

Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep.

GOOD NIGHT, sweet dreams.

Cute sayin:"if sum 1 waits 4 u it doesn't mean dat They have nothing else 2 Do.,it Just mean dat Nothing else is more Important than U...!!

Symptoms f love

1.U will listen slow songs

2.U gt stoped wer u c der nam

3.U wnt gt angry wen ur frnz tease u

4.U walk slowly on road

5.U vl lyk rainy seasn

7.U vl smle widout ny reasn

8.U vl b so hapy dat sky is d limit

9.U vl lyk 2 c nature

10.U vl nt notic dat 6th pt is misin;)

Modern ramayan,

Once Ram, laxman & sita were travelling in a mercedes benz.

Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty,

Ram & laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol pump.

Then cruel Ravan came & kidnaped sita in a helicopter,

Then hanuman came on a pulsar 250cc, jumped & hit the helicopter. It broke into 3 halves.

Then Ravan askd Hanuman how is it possible

Then Hanuman Said "ye balayya cinemalu chudatledeti ".

keep smiling.

True Stry:

There was a guy who was tired of reading his gf's msg which always containd

I love u, I miss u or Have u taken ur meal?

1 nyt while laying on bed he received a msg 4rm her but he didn't bother 2 read it, instead he went 2 sleep. Next day he got a call 4rm his gf's mom dat: "Her daughter was killed last nyt.."

He then read da msg. It read: "Honey pls come here nd help, some1's following me."Care 4 Da 1 who Luvs U a lot"

Failure is not when ur girlfrnd leaves u, Its only when u leave her as a virgin.

-Swamy Nityananda

Great people, Great thoughts!

Life is like a race between Cat & a Rat.

Rat mostly wins bcoz Cat is running 4 food & Rat for its life.

Remember purpose is more important than need.

Love is like a vehicle... Boy & girl are 2 tyers of the vehicle... If 1 tyer punctures, the vehicle will not move... So, brilliant people keep "stepney"..

Challenge!

No one can do this.

If any one do this, i wil recharge their num with 222/-.

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u jst recharge my num Vth 500/-

pain of misng frnds is realised wen U r alone watchin a grp of girls.. standing front of U & U hav no one wit U 2 say

MAMA green naku pink neeku. . .

"Kantri" gadini "ramudu" ga marchagalavaa?

Narayana Students : that's impossible.

Gayatri students: chala kastam!!

Chaitanya students: enno chusam tokkalodi idi cheyalema?

kantri=kam+tri

=come+three

= ra+3

=ra+mudu

=RAMUDU

dimma tirigi mind block iyndi kadu that is talent.

CHAITANYA STUDENTS ROKS..

V dnt read answrs v create dem...

When god pushes u to d edge of difficulty, trust him fully...Coz only 2 things can happen,Either he'l catch u wen u fall,or he wil teach u how 2 fly...:-)

Dad bought a robot which slaps when we tell lies

DAD : y r u so late?

SON : extra class

Robo slapped son

SON : movie velanu

DAD : which one?

SON : Bal ganesh

Robt again slapped

SON : chikatilo chinadi

DAD : i have never seen such films

Robo slapped father

Mom said criusly

enthina me koduke kada anni me alavatle

Robo slapped mother...:-P

dad sh0cks....:-O

r0bo r0cks....B-)

."A"lways "B"e "c"ool. "D"ont " have E"go with "F"riends. "G"ive up "H"urting "I"ncidences. "J"ust "K"eep "L"iking "M"e. "N"ever "O"mit "P"ossesiveness. "Q"uite "R"emember me. "S"eldom "T"rust. "U"se "V"alid "W"ords. "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal.. This is the A-Z rules of friendship...

Girl: oka andamaina kavitha cheppu

Boy:niñu chudagane nannu nene marchipoya.!

Girl:tarvata.?

Boy:ñee chelli ñi chudagane ninñu marichipoya.!:-o

Deepest feeling of true frndship: "I Hav No Words 2 Explain abt My frnd, Bcoz I've Got an Amazing frnd Who Can Understand Even My silence..

Heights of veg jokes:

Madam asks paandu.. Cow has 4 n i have 2 wats tht?

Paandu: Legs!

Madam: you have something inside your pant but i dont have wats tht?

Paandu: money!

Madam:gents stand n do,dogs lift a leg n do wats tht?

Pandu:Shake hand!

Moral for the day:)

Dont b a gaandu think like paandu..:-)

In Ghajini,if hero surya was kiled insted of heroin kalpana,the movie will cross ovr 500cr

Why?

Thn kalpana wil hav 2 write evrythin on her body.;)

Balayyas's interwiew:

Boss:Me birth place enti?

Balayya:Tiruvananthapuram

Boss:Tel me d spelling?

Balayya:Indhaka joke chesa,nenu Goa lo puttanu...;-)

In a School function: A lkg boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,

Others asked him why r u closing ur ears,

He replied:

Mama,

adi na LOVER ra,

My Dear BROTHERs and SISTERs ani start chestundi :-

When we pray, we don't see God.But we know he is listening.

When I sms u,i don't see u.But i know u'll think of me with a cute smile.

**After love failure*

Girls: Hey vadu fraud,rowdy, pokirii, idiot, rascal, waste fellow and so on so.

But Boys: "na pranam mama adi"

I kno ur very wel in english..so fil da blanks wth yes r no n repla me fast..

___ a buty

___ a pig

___ a donkey

___ a monkey :-)

A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:

"Dear maths, please grow up soon & try to solve your own problems. Don't depend on others"

Girlfriend is like Internet VIRUS.

She will ENTER ur Life,

SCAN ur pocket,

TRANSFER ur money,

EDIT ur mind,

DOWNLOAD her problems,

DELETE ur smile & HANG ur life...

So avoid ur girlfrnd.

&

Send her number 2 me

I am a Professional ANTIVIRUS!

Teacher: kodi Gurinchi Rendu Sentences cheppu..
Student: "Kusthe alaram ,kosthe palaram..

I vsh tht u visualse sweet multi sequntial form idosyncrsy ocurng benvolntly meritorius piece of cerebrl brain. Shortly Gudnyt...swt drmz

Funny, but true:

Whn parents care us, we call it as restriction..

But,

whn boyfrnd or girlfrnd restrict us we call it as caring.

Silly world;-)!

Girl :I had sex with 4 boys and u had with 8 girls,but everybody calls me a prostitute and call u a real man..

please explain..

BOY :When a lock is opened by many keys,

it becomes BAD lock

BUT when ONE key opens MANY LOCKS,

it becomes MASTER KEY!

Mosam

Mosam

Antaa mosam

"Lux"add lo

"ollu"chupistaru.

"Close up"add lo

"pallu"chupistaru

Kani

"Whisper"add lo

emi chupincharu.

Antaa mosam

:)

You r a PIG. Hey Hey don't misunderstand. PIG means.

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P-Perfect

I-Intelligent

G-Guy

Now u r smiling? U Naughty PIG..

Friends r very bad because,

1.They occupy our heart.

2.They dont pay rent.

3.They dont vacate easily.

4.When they leave,they break the heart.

Girl :Come on try

Boy :Yes, I'm trying

Girl :Give your full force & press it

BOY :I'm trying darling.But i cant

Girl :Ok, Take off ur pant,shirt. I'm taking my salwar n top. Come on press now

Boy :No, i cant

Girl :Try litle more, u can do it...aah pattindi

oh god finally we closed this SUITCASE !

Tv9-lo

NTv-lo

Tv5-lo

HmTv-lo

EMAIL-lo

POST-lo

NEWSPAPER-lo

cheppalani anukunna kani finance problem.

So SMS lo cheptunna

Gud mrng,..

Waiter:Ur Bill

NTR:Take my card.

Waiter:But, sir this is a ration card.

NTR:bayata enduku rasaru bey "All cards are accepted" ani

Waiter:meeru BALAIAH family na?

NTR:ya...! Nuv ela kanipetav?

Waiter:Aa jaffa kuda ilagay vachi post card ichadu..

Nenante

Andariki

Prema.?

Bhayam,

Bhakthi,

Gowravam,

Maryadha,

y.....?

Nenu

"SMS"

Pampiste

Thala Vanchukuni Chaduvutharu.

Accham Neelage!

What could be the sweetest scene u cud ever witness on the earth..?

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it is.. watching ur LOVED ONE sleeping & murmuring Ur name...

Once sardar was on hot seat of KBC

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and computer needed life line to choose the question..:D

Once balakrishna was on hot seat of KBC

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and computer needed life line to choose the question..:D

Top answers of faculty if they don't know the answers:

1) I think d question is wrong.

2) I'l tel u 2mrw.

3) Dont ask foolish qustns.

4) U'l study dis in d next class.

& d most famous 1 is:

5) Nice questn,raise ur hands who knw d answr 4 dis?? (If no one raises)...Then it is an assignment..!!:-)

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