3 Students didn’t prepare for a test. They made a plan. They went to the Dean next morning n said "Sir, we had gone for a wedding n our car Tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way, so we couldn’t study." The Dean agrees n gives them 3 Days time….After 3 days all 3 were seated in Different Rooms". The paper consisted of just 1 Question - WHICH TYRE BURSTED? : 1) Front Right 2). Front Left 3). Back RIGHT 4). Back Left.

A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD!

Try it...... In the end you will feel like a HEN!! :P :P

LIKE if you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good clean teeth.

A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently ...
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don't u
have your own brother?" :P ;)

Shortest Poem in the world :P
"Baba Black sheep have u any wool? "
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Sheep: " No get LoST -.- "

How BOYs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car, Go 2 ATM Machine, Insert card, Enter PIN, Take money out, Take ATM Card out, Drive away!

How GIRLs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car
Check makeup
Turn off engine
Go 2 ATM
Hunt for ATM card in d purse
Insert card
Hit Cancel
Hunt in purse 4 chit with PIN written
Insert card
Enter PIN
Take cash
Go 2 car
Start car
Stop it
Check makeup
Run back 2 ATM
Take ATM card
Back 2 car
Check makeup
Start car
Drive for 1/2 km
Release handbrake
Drive on!
God Bless dem :D

LET'S DO THIS ..AND SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN c(:

1)Go to Google,and type 'Google Gravity'.

2) Click on the 1st result that appears i.e. Google Gravity
... ... ...
3) Wait 2 seconds. Something cool will happen!

4) Play with it for a while.

5) Then write any word in the Google search bar and press Enter.

6) Wait and see. Something even cooler will happen. Awesome!!

A Deaf Child says: "For all Of U I am Deaf..But For me all of u r Dumb"

..Life Differs In Each Perspective!! "Live It the Way U Want "

A simple logic to stop getting hurt is by believing that nothing is YOURS

In a day, when u don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are travelling in a wrong path.

FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!

1-hand in hand
2-that in hand
3-hand in that
4-that in that
now don't ask me what is "that"
does who understand comment
others go & watch cartoon ;)

one man can love million girls
but
a real man can love a single girl in million ways

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
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If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

is this a justice????

if a gal laughs loudly,people call she'z cheerful....
if a boy laufs loudly,ppl call he is manner less...

if a gal iz shopping,ppl say she iz trendy...
if a boy iz shopping ppl say he'z wasting money...

if a gal walks in a group,ppl call its a group...
if boy walks in a group,ppl call its a gang...

still evrybody say dis iz a male domination society...!!!

Boy Friend setting password
for his Laptop with girlfriend
sitting beside him...

He types "BRAIN" as
... ...password.
Girl Friend fell off her chair
Laughing
b'coz
Laptop replied :

"TOO SMALL" :D

Most women are not as young as they are painted.

A DAD is someone 'Who is the SON's HERO and DAUGHTER'S first LOVE'

‎"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
- Maya Angelou

‎"When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.Now that I love you I'm afraid to loose you."

Before Marriage ♥

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

♥ After marriage Read It backwrds!

Interviwer: Tell any idea to avoid train accidents 

Sardar: To put speed brakers on the track

arrow goes forward only after pulling in to backward
bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward

every human being will get happy
only after facing the difficulties in their life path

so do not afraid to face difficulties
they will push you forward.....

"""one must always remember to focus
on one's respective destination
and never let anything on the way to slow us down"""