How BOYs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car, Go 2 ATM Machine, Insert card, Enter PIN, Take money out, Take ATM Card out, Drive away!

How GIRLs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car
Check makeup
Turn off engine
Go 2 ATM
Hunt for ATM card in d purse
Insert card
Hit Cancel
Hunt in purse 4 chit with PIN written
Insert card
Enter PIN
Take cash
Go 2 car
Start car
Stop it
Check makeup
Run back 2 ATM
Take ATM card
Back 2 car
Check makeup
Start car
Drive for 1/2 km
Release handbrake
Drive on!
God Bless dem :D

LET'S DO THIS ..AND SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN c(:

1)Go to Google,and type 'Google Gravity'.

2) Click on the 1st result that appears i.e. Google Gravity
... ... ...
3) Wait 2 seconds. Something cool will happen!

4) Play with it for a while.

5) Then write any word in the Google search bar and press Enter.

6) Wait and see. Something even cooler will happen. Awesome!!

A Deaf Child says: "For all Of U I am Deaf..But For me all of u r Dumb"

..Life Differs In Each Perspective!! "Live It the Way U Want "

A simple logic to stop getting hurt is by believing that nothing is YOURS

In a day, when u don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are travelling in a wrong path.

FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!

1-hand in hand
2-that in hand
3-hand in that
4-that in that
now don't ask me what is "that"
does who understand comment
others go & watch cartoon ;)

one man can love million girls
but
a real man can love a single girl in million ways

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
...
If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

is this a justice????

if a gal laughs loudly,people call she'z cheerful....
if a boy laufs loudly,ppl call he is manner less...

if a gal iz shopping,ppl say she iz trendy...
if a boy iz shopping ppl say he'z wasting money...

if a gal walks in a group,ppl call its a group...
if boy walks in a group,ppl call its a gang...

still evrybody say dis iz a male domination society...!!!

Boy Friend setting password
for his Laptop with girlfriend
sitting beside him...

He types "BRAIN" as
... ...password.
Girl Friend fell off her chair
Laughing
b'coz
Laptop replied :

"TOO SMALL" :D

Most women are not as young as they are painted.